This is Bullshit
This is Bullshit

This is Bullshit

A sweet 16 slumped into the gloom this AM to ascend Wolfpack Mountain.

After saying the words at the beginning that we’re always supposed to say… a quick mosey over to the front lawn of Tulane…

  • Line up for SSH x 20
  • Bear Crawl to first oak tree
  • Up on feet for Imperial Walker Squats x 20
  • Crab Walk to next oak tree
  • Mountain Climbers x 25

Mosey over to the base of the Mountain…

  • Partner up
    • PAX 1 executes 15 Burpees while PAX 2 does a Wall Sit. Then, switch.
    • Rinse and repeat with 10 Burpees
    • Rinse and repeat with 5 Burpees

Mosey up the stairs, almost to the peak of the Mountain, stopping on floor 6 at the base of the ramp…

  • Partner up for Dora 1-2-3
    • Running heads up ramp and taps wall at top before heading back down
  • Jumping Lunges x 100
  • Merkins x 200 (it was during this set that Amnesty glanced over at me to say, “This is bullshit”)
  • Russian Twists x 300

Line up 1/4 of the way up the ramp…

  • In honor of Reverend, Reverse Bear Crawl up to top of ramp

Mosey to peak of the Mountain…

  • Get in groups of 3
  • Partner Leg Push-Downs x 25 while 3rd PAX executes LBC’s
  • Cycle each PAX through once

Mosey down the Mountain and to the Flag. Count-off, Name-o-rama, announcements, and Ball o’ man.

I hope you all will think of me today and tomorrow when a bout of soreness kicks in. But I ultimately hope your M’s will think of me two days from now when you’ve recovered and feel like you can do anything, for any amount of time.