Though we had a smaller PAX than expected, the number and quality of men who showed were perfect for the beatdown that YHC had thrown together.
Warm-up: Imperial Walkers, Toe touches, Windmills, Arm circles, High knees, Butt kicks. Then, we moseyed to the stop sign and back to wake up the cardio system.
The Thang started with each man standing at a corner of the basketball court (half court)–the man at “home plate” started 15 burpees while first base did squats AMRAP, second base did Mercans, and third base did LBC’s until the burpees were completed by the man at home and he ran to first to relieve the squatter. Each replaced the next until every man cycled through the burpees at home.
Then, we partnered up to take turns running suicides and splitting duty on 100 lunges, 200 flutter kicks, and 300 SSH.
In the last 15 minutes, we burned any remaining strength with a couple of classic rock-sercises. First, “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC in plank for the duration and Mercans every time they said “Thunder.” For the second, YHC revealed his signature high school homecoming dance move that, as it turns out, is well known and had already been named Imperial Walkers. The rhythm for the song “Baba O’Reilly” by The Who (“Teenage Wasteland”) is perfect for this move, though after “dancng” for five minutes straight, hip flexors will be sore tomorrow. Hammer’s superhuman knowledge of classic rock was much appreciated as he was able to tell us, to the second, how much longer we had to go.
With five minutes left, YHC played “Flower” by Moby (“Bring Sally up, Bring Sally down”: made popular by the movie Gone in Sixty Seconds), and the PAX did squats following the instructions up and down as given in the song.
Count, name, and Hammer prayed us out before Shooter ran the 2.5 miles back home after a killer cardio beatdown. Excellent way to start the week!
Thanks to the men who joined. See you in the gloom!
