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  • RIP to a Block Named Blayne – from Catfish

    Big day at the mountain, starting with 8-counts at the shelter. Moseyed to the southern side of the mountain for 5 mins of EMOM burpees.

    Moseyed up to the peak for a nice wall-site leg-a-thon. Wall sat with overhead claps, then jump squats. Back to wall sit for seal claps, then monkey humpers. Back to wall sits and moroccan night clubs.

    Moseyed down the south side, then to the block place. Grabbed blocks and paired off for a Dora 1-2-3 with 100 thrusters, 200 merkins, and 300 curls. Didn’t quite finish, because needed some time for the Bitch Block Sacrifice. The Q gave a few words, the Bitch Block was named Blayne (who is a bitch, according to the inscription at the top of the mountain), and then Blayne was crushed to pieces and his remains tossed into Bayou St. John. Pour one out for Blayne, what a bitch. Did a final round of man-makers (in cadence) and replaced the (non-bitch) blocks in the spot.

    Moseyed back to the path to the shelter. Indian run back, then did some Sister Mary Catherines to seal the deal and bring in the rain. Under the shelter for CoT.

  • The Cindy Crawford – from High Rise

    On a lovely humid warm morning the brace men of F3 arrived for my first official Q in quite a while as I had been nursing a mild injury. I was limiting my F3 attendance to avoid further injury but I also had planned on this particular beatdown as a way to test out my injury and also push the men of F3 as we are all prone to do. Disclaimer was given and off we went.

    Warm up: Mosey around part of the track while performing high knees, butt kicks, and karaoke while on our way to The Foundry.

    Tha Thang: As everyone gathered at The Foundry I explained the workout for today. 30 minutes AMRAP of a full body exercise routine: 5 pullups, 10 merkins, 15 squats, 20 LBCs (1 is 1), and 25 calf raises. Thanks to the Exicon for helping me find this routine called the Cindy Crawford.

    After 30 minutes we moseyed back down Roosevelt Mall to the flag where we cooled down with some stretching.It was a pleasure as always to lead the men of F3 and I was glad to report that no further aggravation of nagging injury occurred.

  • Foundry Leg Furnace (The Foundry 2021-03-10) – from Catfish

    8 PAX at the Foundry this morning.

    Started with a mosey over to the track for abe vigodas, grass grabbers, and 8-counts.

    Moseyed to back of the museum for a wall-sit / bat wings / leg beatdown. Started with wall-sit + forward arm circles, then low slow squats. Next, wall-sit + backward arm circles, then lunges. Next, wall-sit + overhead claps, then monkey humpers. Next, wall-sit + seal claps, then imperial squat walkers. Finally, wall-sit + moroccan night clubs.

    Moseyed to museum side steps for calf raises – normal, then toes in, then toes out. Topped off with left leg only, then right leg only. Brutal.

    Moseyed to the front of the museum for deep-sea divers. Then grabbed LBCs, flutter kicks, freddie mercuries, and peter parker peters to round out the core burn.

    Back of museum again for donkey kicks, just to be sure our legs would feel it later.

    Indian run back to flag zone. On the way, found a young lady who was stuck in the mud due to a parking job gone horrifically awry. PAX scrummed up on the car and successfully extricated it from the mire. Good deed for the day accomplished.

    Back to flag for EMOM burpees and OYO merkins to finish out. COT to close.

  • Swole Fest Season a-coming – from Thumb War

    Warmup

    Arm circles front IC x 10
    Arm Circles back IC x 10
    Mountain Climbers IC x 15
    Hillbillies IC x 15
    Self love IC x 10
    grass grabbers IC x 10
    SSH x 15

    Big Thang DIEGO with playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/55D15Y3SdrOaTuiOxVFaeN?si=oyoNW8GKQEOLu2G8-t9cHQ

    Partner Up – P1 Run to the bridge, while P2 starts
    100 overhead presses
    150 chest presses
    200 LBC (no block)
    250 Block Curls
    300 Squats with block

    Pax finished in about 20 mins

    Alternating Step ups – 10 each side total of 20

    30 calf raises on the parking lot bumpers

    1 Ring of Fire with push ups and planks

    Still had time to kill so at Kuch’s suggestion, Pax
    jogged to Foundry for a Quarter Murph

    Circled up Mary:
    Freddy Mercurys IC
    Hello Dollys 10 IC
    Dealer’s choice Catfish Leg Raises 15 IC

    COT where we named FNG Brown Out.

    Enjoyed leading on this beautiful cool morning in City Park!

  • A Well Thought Out & Executed Fountain Beatdown – from Da Parish

    YHC is well known for his well-planned and thoughtful beatdowns. This would be nondifferent.
    W/U – Lap around Mardi Gras Fountain and circle up in the lawn.
    • SSH
    • IW
    • HB
    • AC
    • MC
    The Thang
    • Mosey around Mardi Gras Fountain. Pick out a plaque and remember it. Circle back up on the lawn where the Q will ask you which Krewe you have chosen. The Q will then conduct an exercise that begins with the same letter as that Krewe. Since YHC has a vast knowledge of the Exicon, this would prove to be so simple that even the freshest of PAX could do it. Right?
    • Line up on the light post on the Lake for BLIMPS. Suicide to each blue light post and back performing the exercise and increasing in increments of 10 for each light post (Big Boy Sit Up, Lunge, Imperial Walker, Merkin, Plank Jacks, Squats)
    • Circle on the Lake for Mary
    Counterama, Namerama, COT
    NMS – Welcomed an FNG, Yezzy and congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy.
    Thank you for the opportunity to lead,
    Da Parish

  • Suck Week Concludes at Wisner MOuntain – from Kuch

    It’s been cold this week, as low as 25 with the real feel in the teens. It’s been rainy too – we’ve been rained on multiple times and there were even a few snow flurries on Wednesday. But when you accept the 3rd F, that workouts are held outdoors regardless of how you feel about the weather that day, you don’t have to worry about all of that.

    Sure, you can dread it. On some level, even the most eager of us dreads running around in freezing rain or 30 mph winds. Simply put – it’s not fun. But when you accept that you’re going to be a bit miserable, that acceptance quickly becomes growth. I’m going to do the hardest thing I’ve got to do today at 5:30 AM. If you’re Saban, you might say, I’m going to run 2 miles in a thunderstorm in 40-degree weather just to get to the workout. Or if you’re Catfish, you might say, I’m going to show up to a 20-something-degree workout in short sleeves.

    This also becomes a challenge to oneself – can I run 8 miles on a freezing stormy morning? Yes. Can I withstand hours of sub-freezing temperatures in short sleeves? Yes. Can I keep this up day after day? Yes. If I can do this, what else can I do?
    Goggins says you have to find the “why” before you’re confronted with the pain. You’ve got to know why you’re subjecting yourself to this kind of punishment, or you’ll crumble when it comes. So what’s your “why”? What got you through workouts this week? What else are you capable of?

    On Friday it was cold and windy. #YaMomandDem, #Catfish, #Saban, #JesusJuice and YHC ran the mountain, and then alternated doing curls, bent over rows, overhead press, and Walleyes to failure. We headed to the middle of the bridge for some Mary IC. And then we ran to the track and did a full CBT run around the track. It never got warm and the wind blew the entire time… and during the COT we gave thanks for that.

    Because we may not have the opportunity next week. Next week might be full of beautiful days that make you feel like doing nothing else than going for an early morning run. Maybe we’ll miss these ice cold days and the ability to test ourselves. Regardless, I think we ended Suck Week strongly.

  • King’s Day 2021 – from Tool

    Twas Wed Jan 6th, aka King’s Day, aka Epiphay, aka Twelve Night which, among other things, marks the official start of Mardi Gras Season and first day to officially eat king cake. Ironically twelve PAX showed up to hone their minds and torsos in preparation for weeks of sugar and carb consumption. Here’s what we did:

    Disclaimer, followed by the plan for the day, followed by a mosey down Roosevelt Mall with a warmup pit stop:

    IW, WM, Bead Wave (overhead wave w/calf raise), toy soldiers, AC, self love

    Mosey to the LCM parking lot to recognize MABA and the month of the burpee with burpees x10, burpees x9, then a mosey to the track

    PAX circled up for a circuit to ring in 2021 with (21) one minute AYG rounds of various exercises with a 15 recovery in between. Added twist was to call out at each increment of 5 as to keep everyone on course.

    T-MERKINS
    SIDE LUNGES R
    BOX CUTTERS
    SIDE PLANK KNEE TO ELBOW R
    BUTTERFLY SITUP
    HIP SLAPPER
    SQUAT

    Cool down lap around the track.

    Rinse & Repeat first 7 rounds with added bonus of dirty talk from Sheetrock to offset the music/power outage on the tunes and timer.

    Then 7 one minute rounds of BURPEES AYG. T-claps to Catfish for claiming the title of “King” of the morning with 140-ish total burpees!

    COT that included prayer intentions for the Brehm family, the Vega family, guidance to focus on positive not negatives, along with a festive and safe carnival season.

    Always great to lead.

    Tool

  • How does running get you swole? – from Belloq

    I knew this morning would be amazing with a temp of 47° and what felt like 100% humidity. So, I would have to extend the warm-up and keep our bodies moving today to make it enjoyable for all.
    To kick off my first Q at Swolefest, YHC started the disclaimer at exactly 5:29 in
    order to give everyone their money’s worth of a full 45 minutes. Of course, in true F3NOLA fashion, immediately there was debate if it was 5:28 or 5:29.

    The warm-up

    With my disclaimer even briefer than originally planned, I announced we would start with a mosey to begin our warmup. This was met with groans and other sounds of pleasure from those in attendance. Catfish asked, “How does running get you swole?” I should have replied that we are all already swole and needed some cardio, but I didn’t have enough coffee at that point.
    After the mosey, we started our warmup with all below IC
    SSH x 31
    Arm Circles Front X 15
    Arm Circles Back X 15
    Overhead Claps X 30
    Seal Claps X 30-something
    Moroccan Night Club X 10

    10 Burpees OYO

    YHC asked if everyone was warm and Catfish politely noted that his lower extremities were still in need of warm ups so we continued with
    Lunges IC X 20
    Low Slow Squats IC X 10 with coupon

    The Thang
    Paired off for:
    Dora 1-2-3
    100 curls
    200 Overhead Presses
    300 Rows

    When completed, we started 8-counts with coupons while waiting for the 6.

    Cool down

    Started our cool down with 10 burpees OYO
    Then with coupon we held in mid-curl until everyone had their coupons in hand we did two cycles of:
    10 Curls IC
    10 Overhead Presses IC
    10 Squats

    Mary
    Started our core with 10 flutter bricks (kicks) then 5 minutes of abs:
    Halos clockwise for 30s
    Halos counter-clockwise for 30s
    Corkscrew twist 60s
    Dynamic Plank 60s
    Chainsaw 60s
    Big Boy Sit-ups Slow controlled 60s.

    COT
    Count off, Name-O- Rama, Prayer

    As always, it is an honor and privilege to lead a workout. Thank you for sharing this morning with me.

  • The 6(12) Stomp- 1.19.2021


    Last week at the 610 stomp I was reminded by Saban about how slight variations in routine can make a big impact on your mind and body. Drag yourself up at 5am, get to your usual spot, warm up and get ready for a regular beatdown involving running and/or burpees. Your mind and body anticipate all of it. One of the best things about F3 is that each PAX mixes it up, pushing us to challenge ourselves and push our boundaries.


    In that spirit, I decided to mix it up. A run along the Endymion route instead of our regular Stomp route, doing 12 burpees/5 LBCs (instead of the normal 10Burpees) at 6 minute marks (6, 12, 18, etc.) 20 minutes out, 20 minutes back. The 2 extra burpees helped us all get closer to our daily MABA challenge counts, and I was exhausted afterwards (maybe it was also keeping up with Catfish’s pace). Either way, you know it’s a good beatdown when halfway through you’re sore and cursing yourself for how you designed it!


    Ended right on time with CoT. Big thanks to all who came out and pushed themselves!

    SYITG,
    DAX

  • Lakeview vs. Pontiff II

    Three months ago the men of Lakeview, unannounced and uninvited, strolled into Pontiff on the day of the Wally Run and threw down the challenge to the men of Pontiff for an Ultimate Frisbee battle. Pontiff never stood a chance as Lakeview mopped the floor with a commanding win.

    Thus began a new tradition, the Lakeview vs. Pontiff Ultimate Frisbee War. Lakeview may have won battle one, but the war was far from over.

    28 men came out for the competition on a cold December morning with 26 men playing for three months of bragging rights. Pontiff playing in Miyagi Do whites and Lakeview playing in Cobra Kai blacks. 13 vs. 13 Ultimate Frisbee – no rematch has been anticipated so highly since Rocky and Creed.

    The Pax ran 2 laps around Pontiff Park (next match there will be some sort of penalty for the team with the fewest number of competitors to complete the 2 laps). Then we split for a standard game of F3 Ultimate. 5 merkins for each turnover. 10 merkins for giving up a touchdown.

    Team Pontiff came out with bang like Daniel kicking Johnny in the face by scoring the first touchdown in moments as YHC caught one in the end zone and even completed a second pass to appease the doubts of team Lakeview, and Pontiff was off to the races.

    Thanks to the quality play of Scantron and Two Yutes scoring strikes down the field – team Pontiff won in a blow out – 8-3.

    The war is now tied 1-1. The next match comes in March.

    -Rev Sox