F3 New Orleans

Tag: Vagabond

  • Life by Burpee – from Heisenberg

    Warm-up IC IW x20, Abe Vigoda 15, Grass Grabbers x 15, SSH x 31, Arm Circles x 20, 8-Count Body Builders x 10

    The Thangs:
    Alternating Lunge Walks/Bear Crawls with five burpees at each of the ten cones for 100 yards

    Mosey to locked fence and back to endzone for . . . . .

    Death by Burpees – With one-minute rounds we started with one burpee, and added a burpee with each successive minute. The first 5 minutes were almost a waste of time. Minutes 6-10 were a little more exciting as the time available for rest continued to decline. I ran out of time at round 12. I am not sure if anyone made it past round 14. Rudy insisted we complete round 15. Rudy has developed an affinity for burpees.

    Back across the field to use up the remaining 10 or so minutes.
    LBC, Flutter Kicks, LBT’s, Low Slow Squats, Monkey Humpers, Wife Pleasers, American Hammers and 10 more burpees.

    TClaps to Triple Shift for doing much of the above with a sandbag.

    I executed approximately 160 burpees bringing my 2023 burpee total to 1400

  • What Did You Say?!? – from War Eagle

    [Overcast, Cool, 66 Degrees]

    5:15 – YHC arrived early to survey the landscape.

    5:17 – YHC realized that the park has not been providing light. A 6:57 sunrise would not allow us to throw a black football.

    5:19 – Reminded that YHC is on IR and cannot do burpees

    5:20 – Still bringing the SUCK

    5:27 – “I hear a train a comin’”

    5:29 – Disclaimer

    5:30 – LET’S GO!

    WARM-O-RAMA (middle of the football field)

    Abe Vigoda’s X 10
    Grassgrabbers X 10
    SSH X 31
    Hillbillies X 15
    Peter Parkers X 10
    Arm Circles X 10 (Forward & Reverse)

    THE THANG (baseball field near the gym)
    *9 trees*

    ROUND 1

    1 Bonnie Blair, 1 Squat
    2 Bonnie Blair, 2 Squat
    3 Bonnie Blair, 3 Squat… to 9

    Round 2

    1 Honest Merkin, 2 Air Press
    2 Honest Merkin, 4 Air Press
    3 Honest Merkin, 6 Air Press…to 9

    Round 3

    Rinse & Repeat: Bonnie Blair round
    As YHC gave this instruction, a mumble in gloom was heard using language that would make a prisoner blush. It’s ok, Boo Boo was punished accordingly.

    ROUND 4

    9 – 8 Count Body Builders
    8 – 8 Count Body Builders
    7 – 8 Count Body Builders…to 1

    Mary back at the football field

    COT

    Prayers for our city

  • Attack the Dawn with Burpees and Happy Birthday Igor! – from Heisenberg

    After some discussion about how to avoid car thefts we moseyed to the Peristyle for a warmup.
    Warmup – OYO 10 Burpees, Pledge of Allegiance, IC IW x 20, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Grass Grabbers x 10, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Abe Vigoda x 10, OYO 4 Burpees, IC Arm Circles X10 Front X 10 Back, , OYO 4 Burpees, IC Plank Jacks x 10, Peter Parker x 10, Parker Peter x 10. Mosey to F3 Fountain for a breather, Mosey to Circle Garden OYO 4 Burpees, Mosey to Roosevelt* Mall
    Route 66 – Starting at the first bench with 1 Burpee and running to next bench adding a burpee at each bench. At bench 7 we lunge walked between benches.
    Hades – Mosey to the City Park Practice Track – Run 100, Jog 100, Run 200, Jog 200, Run 400, Jog 400
    7×7 – Mosey back to Roosevelt Mall and head for the famous Tool Wall. At each bench we did 7 V-Ups for approximately 7 benches.
    Tool Wall – with time running out we did IC 25 Calf Raises
    COT – we were joined by Hawg, Rudy and El Guapo as they finished their 10 miler.

    Coffee at PJ’s on Canal – Be on the Lookout for a new CSAUP involving 5k repeats and roasted pigs and details the first ever NOLA hosted F3 Nation GTE Grow Run in 2023.

    *Did you know Teddy Roosevelt was F3 material? President Theodore Roosevelt was known to be an advocate of physical fitness and regularly engaged in outdoor activities such as hiking and horseback riding. Even as president, he was active enough to put much younger people to shame. “While in the White House,” Roosevelt wrote, “I always tried to get a couple of hours’ exercise in the afternoons.” A couple hours a day! As president! The occasionally sore Theodore Roosevelt, who chose the “strenuous life”—playing tennis or taking cold swims in Rock Creek or the Potomac? Even when he was injured (for instance, he lost sight in one eye from a boxing incident while president. He as also the inspiration for the GoRuck 50 Mile Star Course. He reportedly encouraged members of the military to participate in long hikes to promote physical fitness and discipline. One famous example of this was in 1913, when Roosevelt led a group of soldiers on a “50-mile hike” from Washington, D.C. to Baltimore in just 20 hours. The hike was meant to demonstrate the importance of physical fitness and the need for soldiers to be in top condition. **

    **Sourced from Discipline Is Destiny (The Stoic Virtues by Ryan Holiday) with an assist from ChatGPT

  • Frac Had A Heart Attack! – from Charmin

    YHC has been meaning to Q and to lead for a little while now so when I saw the Q sheet was empty for today I decided to grab it. I also had some songs in mind so I was itching to Q.

    Warm o Rama with some of the regulars.

    SSH x 20
    IW x 20
    Hillbillies x 20
    Grass Grabbers x 15
    Peter Parkers x 10
    Parker Peters x 10

    Songs:

    The monkey and the rabbit

    2 Monkey Humpers when you hear Monkey
    2 Bunny Hops when you hear Rabbit
    1 Good Morning when you hear Lion
    Seal Claps otherwise

    Contact by Phish
    1 Burpee when you hear the Road (24 Total Burpees)
    10 Burpees when you hear “it’s been towed”
    Morracan Night Clubs otherwise

    Dora
    67 Burpees
    200 Squats
    300 LBC’s
    Timer is one person running to 50 yards and back

    Wave of Merkins
    Circle up, get into plank position, first person does one merkin, then the next person to the right does a merkin, stay in plank position the entire time otherwise. Should look like a wave flowing around the circle, until you get back to the first person who then performs 2 merkins, repeat all the way up to 6 Merkins thanks to Mahatma’s encouragement.

    Frac ended up having a “heart attack” at the end with ~5 minutes left. The pax, while realizing the situation was pretend, knew what to do. Kenner Brah understood the assignment a little too well but other than that I think we are mostly prepared incase someone has a heart attack.

    We debriefed the situation in the COT.

  • Roaming around The playground – from PVC

    On a cool crisp yet foggy full moon lit 65 degree morning 8 PAX converged for a Bootcamp in the gloom

    Warmorama: squats, Abe vigoda, grass grabbbers, imperial walkers, hill billies, arm circles, Peter Parker’s

    Mosey to gym wall for balls to wall, calf raises, donkey kicks (2 sets)

    Mosey to pavilion for dips, BBS, step ups (2 sets)

    Mosey to hill for bear crawl up n over, flutter kicks, lunge up n over, bear crawl up n over, flutter kicks

    Mosey to rock pile shoulder press, bench press, squats (2 sets)

    Mosey to football field for Coolorama:
    squats, Abe vigoda, grass grabbbers, imperial walkers, hill billies

    COT
    FNG Buxton was named after I recognized his name from our childhood neighborhood where we grew up

  • Introducing the New Sweetheart – from Fracsac

    YHC pulled up to the Renaissance AO 4 minutes early and found Wapner to be the lonely Pax, but now we were 2! The flag was planted, a disclaimer given, and face the bacon for the warmup. 2 more pax filtered in during the warmup.

    With 4 of us, YHC grabbed the 60 lb sandbag known as Sweetness plus a new toy….a 53 lb sand kettlebell! Partner up for Dora 1..2..3.

    100 burpees
    200 Big Boi Sit-ups
    300 Squats

    Partner 2 grabs one of the ladies and goes one quarter way around NOMA and back.
    During this evolution Pax #5 showed up and got in on the action.

    Stations:
    Burpees x10 (timer)
    Sandbag Cleans with Sweetness (AMRAP)
    Jump rope (AMRAP)
    Kettlebell swings (AMRAP)
    Step ups (AMRAP)

    Sunday Mornings with 3 minutes to go!

    CoT

    Great start to the week!

    SYITG

  • Wherefore Art Thou, Macgyver? – from Rudy

    5:29:30 – 9 PAX in the gloom start to realize that our designated Q – who so so boldly announced his Q intentions to the world (or at least to slack) – was going to no-show. YHC looked around and saw Mahatma getting ready to claim the Q. As YHC has experienced the Mahatma Q, I spoke up and grabbed it just in the nick of time. I think I heard Mayhem whispering “Whew…”

    BTW – Welcome back to the fold, Babyface! Great to see you in the gloom!!

    With the disclaimer given, the PAX were off to the rock pile. Quick warmup with some SSH, IW and such. Gives YHC a few moments to formulate a plan – lets grab a rock and head to the football field.

    Midway to the football field, YHC called an audible and stopped by the playground. 5 stations of Pull Ups, Merkins, Squat Thrusts, Burpees and LBCs. 2 rounds through, while TripleShift showed up just in the nick of time (i.e., 15 mins late).

    Next up – off to the field. Start with a Dirty MacDeuce. We were short 1 rock, so whoever was rock-less for an exercise would just do burpees while everyone else exercised.

    Round 1: Shoulder Press (mahatma drew the short straw). Then lunges and LBTs. 1 Lap.
    Round 2: Curls (Triple got it), Slow Squats (Hand Gernada was burpeeing), Flutter Kicks. 1 more Lap

    Mahatma had now had enough and demanded that a REAL Q step up. So Mahatma took over. All Day Baby! Everyone lift rocks overhead. We’re 1 short, though??? No big deal – 1 PAX to the middle for 5 burpees, then pass off a rock. Can the PAX keep the rocks overhead while we get through all 50 burpees? All PAX but 1 (“Rudy”) made it.

    Line up for a Merkin Lineup. shoulder-to-shoulder, Lotsa merkins, side crawling, hand slapping fun.

    Creative stuff, Mahatma!

    Return the rocks, some last Mary and back on our horses to get to the flag.

    COT, Announcements and Prayers. Thanks to all for giving us the chance to lead!

  • 15’s & Release – from Hokie

    YHC finished hanging drywall on Saturday AM at 1100 and looked and saw a Q-less Renaissance on Sunday but would not HC

    YHC finished working at Charlie’s on Saturday PM at 2300 and looked and saw a still Q-less Renaissance on Sunday but still would not HC

    YHC got up at 0530 Sunday AM and looked and saw a still Q-less Renaissance on Sunday and decided to step up and HC

    As 0630 approached six pax, including Smooth, in from Spain; new pax member, Wapner; our N’antan, Fraq; PVC & MacGyver.

    We started with a disclaimer and welcome and Warmorama of SSH x 20, Slow Vigodas x 10 and grass grabbers x 15. While warming up 2 additional pax, Abacus & Vagabond, arrived.

    The THANG –

    15’s
    15 Burpess & 15 Mountain Climbers
    Then Mosey to Green box and
    15 American Hammers & 15 big Boi sit up

    Run back to NOMA

    repeat with round of 14’s 14 & 14 mosey to green box 14 & 14, mosey to NOMA

    Rinse and repeat for rounds of 13, 12, 11….

    At 0710 we gathered around “the bacon” for 25 “foot release” squats (squat to seated position and lift knees as high as possible) & 25 hand release merkins

    At 0714 we went up the stairs to “enjoy” Sunday Mornings against front wall of NOMA

    At 0715 we gathered for countarama, nameorama, announcements & prayer.

    Thank you for the opportunity to lead

  • Uptowner Battle Frisburpee 11/18/2022 – from Fast Tax

    Admittedly, YHC was a minute late to the AO…thanks to War Eagle for kicking things off.
    Warmups were held in the middle of the field:
    Grass Grabbers
    SSH
    Hairy Rockettes
    Toy Soldiers
    Peter Parker
    Crab Merkins

    To kick things off post-warmup, on this crisp Game Friday, we began with Red Barchetta.
    Designed to get the heart rate up, much like the song by Rush of the same name, the Red Barchetta begins with PAX lining up on the end zone. The following can be done OYO or planking to wait for the six after each dash (we did it OYO): 100 Yard Dash then 100 SSHs, run back to start point; 75 yard dash then 75 mountain climbers, run back to start; 50 yard dash then 50 LBCs, run back to start; 25 yard dash then 25 Merkins, run back to start; 10 yard dash then 10 burpees, run back to start.

    With 25 minutes left, it was Battle Frisburpee time.
    Team 1 – Tiny Dancer, Fast Tax, Scantron, Triple Shift, and War Eagle
    Team 2 – Bogey, Cyber Cajun, Pool Boy, PVC and War Eagle
    War Eagle switched sides halfway through while Hokie and Vagabond were on injured reserve and couldn’t play.
    Team 1 carried the day winning 4-3.
    With game over, we headed to COT for name-o-rama, announcements, intentions, and prayer.
    Thanks for the fellowship! SYITG