On the River with Big Freedia – The Twerk Heard Round the Swirl – from Willie
On the River with Big Freedia – The Twerk Heard Round the Swirl – from Willie

On the River with Big Freedia – The Twerk Heard Round the Swirl – from Willie

Date:2022-08-14
QIC:Willie
PAX:Almonaster, Blowout, Douille, Jingle Vader, King Kong, Meatball, Moana, Sandbar, Sea Man, Strings, Willie

11 Pax met at the entrance to Audubon Zoo for a kettle bell work out led by yours truly. I had my bluetooth speaker in tow with a new and improved F3 playlist. My standard rules apply to the music. If any of the PAX want to skip a song, it means 5 burpees for everyone. There is only one skip at a time, so we are all stuck with the next song. Almonaster did the honor of hitting “shuffle” to begin the workout. After a short warmup, the PAX carried their bells to the banks of the Mississippi River to start the beatdown. Warm ups consisted of the following:

Halos x 10 both directions, Self Love x 20 oyo, Grass Grabbers IC x 10, SSH IC x 20

At the river, we partnered up for a DORA 100, 200, 300… One Partner bear crawled about 20 yards then proceeded to run to the levee and back, while the other Partner did the following:

100 kettle bell pull throughs (1 is 1), 200 LBCs with the bell, 300 overhead press.

After we shook out our shoulders on a 20 count, the PAX then circled up for a Big Freedia Ring of fire.

All Pax held in Al Gore position. Pax 1 did a low slow squat with 20 pulses counting out loud to 10. At 10 the next PAX started his pulses, and so on.. This was followed by Monkey Humpers, all to the music of local hip hop artists Big Freedia, Mystikal, DJ Jubilee, and Freak Nasty.

The PAX and their bells made it back to the flag with a few minutes left on the clock for some Mary. Sandbar called for a skip making the PAX do 5 burpees at the very end of the workout. We closed Sweaty Bells with COT, then breakfast ensued at Panola Cafe.

It’s always a pleasure leading such a great group of men!