F3 New Orleans

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  • 42 & The Mental Health WOD – from Mayhem

    After starting the F2L read and listening to a few F3 podcasts this month, YHC decided to grab the Q for a unique Rock City.

    Metry Rd train derailed plans of arriving early, as well as all PAX showing up on time. Forgiveness granted. Eventually we were 16 strong.

    Normal disclaimer. Reminded all that contrary to Pool Boy’s beliefs, YHC is not a professional trainer.

    Mosey to the field.

    SSH x27 – 27th of March coincides with YHC’s 42nd birthday

    Rest of workout focuses on Mental Health Month of March.

    Imperial Walkers x22 – 22 veterans commit suicide everyday
    Hill Billies x21 – 21% of US adults experienced mental illness last year
    Grass Grabbers x10 – suicide is the 10th leading cause of death in America
    Arm Circles + Reverse + Seal Claps + Overhead Claps x10ea – only 40% of people with mental disorders actually seek and receive treatment

    Mosey to the parking lot. While Bogey led the infamous twist squat, YHC finished setup. Shared the story of a friend of a PAX committing suicide a few years prior on March 27th. Ever since, the east coast AO established a WOD (workout of the day) to be done on the anniversary in remembrance. This is a modified version.

    5 Stations inspired by the 5 Core Principles of F3. As PAX advance through the rounds, all previous workouts are completed at each station. After each station, return to COT for burpees.

    Station #1: Free of Charge
    Rd 1 – Hand Release Merkin x10
    Rd 2 – ADD Clap Merkin x10 (later changed to hand release)
    Rd 3 – ADD Fingertip Merkin x10
    Rd 4 – ADD Floyd Mayweather x10

    Station #2: Open to All Men
    Rd 1 – Shoulder Tap x15 (2 is 1)
    Rd 2 – ADD Mountain Climbers x15 (2 is 1)
    Rd 3 – ADD Peter Parkers x15 (2 is 1)
    Rd 4 – ADD Parker Peters x15 (2 is 1)

    Station #3: Held Outdoors
    Rd 1 – Monkey Humpers x20
    Rd 2 – ADD Bonnie Blairs x20 (1 is 1)
    Rd 3 – ADD Side Lunges x20 (1 is 1)
    Rd 4 – ADD Jump Squats x20

    Station #4: Peer Led
    Rd 1 – LBCs x25
    Rd 2 – ADD Freddie Mercury (bicycle) x25
    Rd 3 – ADD Penguins x25 (2 is 1)
    Rd 4 – ADD Flutter Kicks x25 (2 is 1)

    Station #5: Circle of Trust
    Rd 1 – 2 burpees (total of 8)
    Rd 2 – 4 burpees (total of 16)
    Rd 3 – 8 burpees (total of 32)
    Rd 4 – 2 burpees (total of 8)

    Shared a few more unfortunate stats along the way in between rounds:
    – About 1 in 2 men will have a diagnosable mental disorder at some point in their lifetimes.
    – Men are about 2x less likely than women to seek help if problems occur.
    – Almost 50% of men feel that they are struggling more than they admit to people in their life.
    – Depression looks significantly different in men than in women… women tend to present as sad and withdrawn, while men tend to present as irritable and angry.

    Coming up on 6:14am we had to HALT midway through Round 4.

    Mosey back to relocated COT.

    Welcomed an FNG EH’d by Pool Boy. Father of 6 including 5 girls… WEDDING PLANNER it is.

    Hokie prayed us out beautifully.

    Remember the WHY behind the WOD. Men are not good at reaching out. Touch base with someone that you haven’t spoken to in a while just to check in.

    Thanks for letting me lead on my birthday! SYITG!

  • El Diablo Head to Toe – from Bolt

    Aiming for full body engagement where sunrise/sunset resistance bands is the timer (x15) with Pax at different stations con roca: reverse lunges, squats, tricep press, OH press, curls, rows, chest press AMRAP (target:40), rotating to the left. Once all the pax had the pleasure of each station, on to Mary: wife pleasers, dying cockroaches, etc. and YHC couldn’t resist the draw of the high jump: everyone cleared the starting height and two of us cleared the second one, tie for the COT

  • The Train is Stopped! – from Mahatma

    Alarm goes off – eyes open thanks given for the gift of another day – up get ready…..receive a text from Hokie something is up! Check the Q list : YHC is on deck! Grab the speaker and head out the door game plan on the road.
    11 pax in the pin – speaker in hand disclaimer given as a walk thru – let’s Geaux

    Warm Up
    Scantron
    Side Lunge
    Mnt man pooper
    SSH
    Slow AbVagoda
    God Mornings

    Red Barchetta
    100 SSH
    75 BBS
    50 Merkins
    25 Sqts
    10 Burpee

    Mosey to the bleacher deck rows on the bar
    Mosey to the S&M playpen : 365
    3 Burpee
    6 Box Jumps
    5 Rounds

    Mosey to the mini levee next to the old folks playhouse – Indian Merkin (note from Bogey for the next time).

    Mosey to the wall on side the Yutes gym:
    Wallsit hands out
    Then in cadence wall slap raises
    Running Man
    Merkins
    Several rinse and repeats

    Pax cat fight leading to several song changes and penalty burpees

    2 rounds balls to the wall with modified sqts in between

    Mosey to the field for 1 round of Bearcrawls

    Head to COT

  • The Rocks will keep you warm! – from Rudy

    Old Man winter returned with a vengeance. Hokie tried to avoid the workout, but fortunately he decided to show up to see what kind of train-wreck YHC had planned. 12 PAX got to experience a test run of some concepts that may never see the light of day again. Thanks to Gabby for inspiring this, and then even showing up to see it through.

    Mosey to the rock pile for a quick warm up of the usual things, then grab a rock and head to the football field.

    The goal of today’s workout is soft of Dora-esque, but different. Sharing the load, pondering the types of activities that may work for the “Grow Run” experience in October.

    Thing 1: Leave the rocks at one end of the field, mosey to the other end. 3 teams, each team has to complete 150 Merkins, 150 Bigboys, 150 Bonnie Blairs and 150 Overhead Presses (which meant someone had to run the field and collect rocks). How the teams divided the work was 100% up to them. After a moment to strategize (YHC’s favorite Jeff Probst-ism), Go. Team 1 was the winner, and got to choose a “reward”. They chose “1 lap”. Team 2 was second and got to choose their reward – oddly, they chose “burpees”. Team 3, YHC’s team, in DFL was left with the 3rd choice – “plank”.

    Thing 2: New teams of 3. This is a 10 minute event. On one sideline, 1 PAX does manmakers. On the other sideline, 1 PAX does thrusters. 1 PAX runs back and forth. Total # of reps is the winner. When PAX switch positions is entirely up to them, just always have 1 PAX doing each of the 3. Winner this time chose “plank”, 2nd place (much more wisely) chose “lap” leaving 3rd place with “burpees”.

    Get the rocks back to the pile and get back to the flag. Hand Grenada assessed a 1 burpee-per-second penalty to YHC for each second passed 615. Penalty assessment stopped around 120 burpees, YHC is still paying the cost OYO.

    NMM:

    It’s a treat to see Tenderloin joining in with the rock selection – pushing himself, challenging himself. And sincere thanks to Triple Shift who served as a personal trainer for Tenderloin – helping him get the most out of this workout, while he continues his F3 acceleration.

    YHC had the pleasure of being in a group with Pillsbury. That man pushed himself. Facing exhaustion, Charmin would nudge him along and he would dig deeper and do a little bit more. That’s the spirit of F3. Push ourselves along, and help each other do a little bit more than we thought we could.

  • He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother – from Bolt

    After warmorama of the usual with groiners mixed in to liven things up, form single file line and while YHC carries sand bag to the outside track pax do two burpees then last guy in line catches and assumes the sandbag, sending me to the back. If you wanna go fast go alone; if you wanna go far, go together and together is how we support each other when we all struggle mentally.

    Each pax had a turn with the bag, we ended at the rock pile to collect medium rocks and circle up on YHC where burpee timer is in the middle (x15) with Pax at different stations con roca: squats, tricep press, lunges, LBC, OH press, curls, rows, wife pleasers, merkins, reverse lunges, Penguins, SSH, plus sand bag chest press. Rudy opted to skip a song incurring a five burpee penalty for all just before Mambi was the timer; “Thanks a lot, Rudy” was his reply. Rudy actually experienced double punishment because the awful song he skipped brought an even worse song (Bolt’s playlist delivers again!) and no back to back skips—hahaha.

    Mahatma, as always, offered up encouragement to keep pushing ourselves. Today’s gloom, like life, had each pax pushing himself with something different than the men around him yet it was the shared struggle that bound us together because he’s not heavy, he’s my brother.

    Back to the flag grateful for F3 and the support of brothers in the gloom; welcome back (Kotter) Pillsbury and way to keep the consistency, Off Balance.

  • Don’t wait – Let’s Geaux – from Mahatma

    Typically Monday…..Blessed to be up for the start of a new week happy to be headed to the real RC. Pulled up 1 minute to spare walked into the bullpen and saw the look of something missing…..who’s the Q! Snooze but he’s a no show, who’s taking it – all it took was 3 seconds of silent indecision – it’s now 5:31 I’m Mahatma and your Q “Let’s Geaux”! To which there was well what about…..too late we were on the move to the rock pile.

    Circle up – pax community round robin warm up: most was the usual stuff yet one stood out by Kenabrah a combination of Imperial Squat Hillbilly FAILURE yet to his credit you don’t succeed without them. Triple shift had Tenderloin attempting one the warm ups which took him another 3 to get up from. Yet again success through making the effort out of a comfort zone.

    Everyone get a medium rock then mosey to the tree field – line up, everyone Kong to the other side. So many pax just love the idea that the original Kong is similar to “murder bunnies” come on man!!!

    Mosey to the front of the gym – everyone was warmed up now.

    Let’s Geaux
    40 OHP then drop your rock and head to the wall and perform 5 pecker to the wall hand stands
    Lap around the gym
    30 squats – 4 pecker to the wall HS
    Lap around
    20 front raises – 3 P to the wall HS
    Lap around
    10 man makers (Charmin is still trying to figure that out) – 2 P2TWHS
    Lap
    As Pax completed join in for rock mary
    ** while the above took place TripleShift and Kenabrah were inspiring Tenderloin to turn over a new mental leaf

    Pax on the wall 3 rounds of running man to sitting wall air press

    Rtn rocks

    2 – 3 rounds of Mary

    Head to the flag

    COT

  • Mardi Gras Mambo Misery – from Bolt

    IMHO, Mardi Gras is the greatest holiday of the year so YHC decided to bring a little bit of that “only in New Orleans” flavor to the Gloom this morning where seven pax showed up. Krewe of PAX members assembled at mid field to ready ourselves for the parade which a couple getting held up briefly by the train. Warm up of the usual stuff except with Mardi Gras music. Time for the Krewe of PAX to meander along the route as there would be inevitable stoppages during which we would pass time with exercises.

    Mosey to the stretching and mobility pavilion for:
    20 ea. right/left leg step ups
    5 Burpee‘s
    20 dips
    Mosey to large Diamond’s bleachers for: Merkin mountain up the bleachers starting at 2 reps
    20 Modified prisoner squats, touching palms to ground at bottom
    Mosey to gym for:
    Calf raise mountain start at 5, adding one/step
    Squat down the mountain start at 2
    Balance work: flamingo stance to hold high knee, to hands free with 5 open/close the gate and switch sides
    Mosey to far end of parking lot, grabbing curb for five burpees, bear crawl to midpoint and plank for six
    5 burpees, crab walk back to curb and 10 dips
    Mosey to near rock pile and circle up to plank for six
    15 mountain climbers
    20 LBCs
    Deca die shall dictate the end of our Mardi Gras season: 1 min peoples chair, 15 tuck jumps, 20 dips
    Mosey back to flag for 5 burpees, COT.