F3 New Orleans

Tag: Mayhem

  • Frac It, I’ll Q! – from Fracsac

    8 Pax kicked off the week right by posting to the Renaissance. With the Q sheet empty, YHC assumed that meant the pax deferred to the site Q. Challenge accepted!

    Warmup facing the bacon with regular stuff and ending with 10 x 8 count body builders.

    Route 66 Vagabond style at the lamp posts. Start with 11 burpees and work down to 1. MoT was running.

    The Suck – 666 style. 3 minutes of 6 SSH, 6 merkins and 6 jump squats over and over. Call out your rounds complete.
    1 minute rest then rinse and repeat. Penalty if first round number not exceeded. Lucky for the Pax, Catfish came through!

    Mosey to field for some 4 on 4 frisbee passing action. Cones set up in a circle, 5 passes equals 1 point. Rules a little sketchy, but some good passes and all were sweaty in the end.

    Finish off with Sunday Mornings.

    Great stuff! Thanks for posting and for the fabulous Coffeteria that followed.

    SYITG

  • Tongue tied VQ By Pillsbury – from Pillsbury

    I woke up this morning at 4:00 am sharp in anticipation of my VQ. I arrived at the AO 5:05 am and walk the area to scout-out the locations for our morning workout.

    Once that was figured out I sat quietly on a bench waiting for the arrival of the PAX.

    It looked like it was going to be a perfect morning to VQ.

    I made a disclaimer about how i get tongue tied and in true fashion I tripped over my words and TOLD the PAX to HURT THEMSELVES 😳……..

    Instead of “I’m not a professional push yourself DO NOT HURT YOURSELF!”

    Mosey over to a very well light and manicured lawn for Warmorama

    side-straddle hop
    Abe vigoda’s
    Arm circles forward
    Arm circles backwards
    Self love
    Peter Parker’s

    Mosey over to rock pile to select any size rock and riffle carry to parking lot where we did..……

    Elevens:

    Started with 10 merkins, then proceeded with alternate lunges to first drain in the parking lot, where we did 1 big boy sit ups.
    Back to starting area any way you wanted (walking, bear crawl, hop, skip, etc)
    Repeat and rinse until you had 1 merkin and 10 big boy sit-ups.

    Mosey over to pavilion where we did count down starting at 10

    10 Dips, 10 calf raises, 10 baby crunches
    Repeat and rinse.

    Went back to parking lot picked up our rocks to riffle carry back to rock pile.

    Sprinted back outside of the sable were we proceeded with 10 burpees. With several minutes on the clock PAX step in with some last minute actions to finish the rest of time.

    Ended in Name A-Rama, intentions, and closing prayer

    #KennaBrah #HokiePokey #TheArchitect #Fracsac #WeddingPlanner #Rudy #Scantron #RevSox #TripleShift #Mayhem #Boo-Boo #PoolBoy #Pillsbury

  • Dora on the Rocks with a Twist and Side of Cheese – from Architect

    YHC prepared early for his VQ, alarm appropriate set and arose to ideal weather conditions. 124 days since his FNG appearance.

    After going through the usual early morning routines and agenda, YHC made his way to AO, gave; disclaimer and led PAX through standard warm up movements.

    National Grilled Cheese Day – Burpees awarded for “cheesy” comments made

    Workout 1 – Pull-Up/Merkin ladder (1:2 Ration – 5 Pull-ups/10 Merkins….4 PUs/8Merks…3/6…2/4…1/2…then back up the ladder

    Workout 2 – PAX gathered rock of choice to set up for Dora with a Twist –
    124 ea (get it?) Squats, OHP, Curls, and Big Boy sit-ups while Teammate Ran out and returned back via method of choice (that wasn’t running/walking). Some side-stepped, some karaoke, some skipped, and few others got a bit more creative.

    Rocks returned, horses returned, COT initiated.

    Thanks to all that came out and supported.

  • S&M Means What…? – from Bolt

    YHC was still reeling from Hokie’s stations of the cross BD and desperately needed to work out the kinks. I put it out on the Slack and was happy to see nine other pax looking for recovery work.

  • Parade of Pavilions – from Pool Boy

    The Architect and I decided on a combo Q. We bounced some ideas off each other and picked El Diablo
    With near perfect weather, 13 pax were ready to Cease the day.
    Mosey to the rock pile

    Warmorama
    Side Straddle Hops
    Grass Grabbers
    Arm Circles
    Peter Parker’s
    Toy Soldiers

    Round 1 – Grab a rock and Mosey to first pavilion by dog park
    15 step ups each leg
    20 dips
    25 curls with rock

    Round 2 – Indian Walk to pavilion #2 by gym while rifle carrying rock. 3 burpess along the way
    15 step ups each leg
    20 dips
    25 curls with rock
    5 burpees

    Round 3 – Mosey to pavilion #3 by kids playground
    3x 10 Rock squats
    3X 20 American Hammers
    3x 30 Rows

    Round 4 – Mosey to pavilion #4 by track
    3x 10 rock presses
    3x 20 Big Boy Situps
    3x 10 merkins

    The clock struck 6:10. Head back to rock pile and then horses back to stable.
    The Architect prayed us out. Thanks for allowing us the combo Q!!

  • Something Simple – Sort Of – from Charmin

    When YHC saw that there wasn’t a Q signed up for the Uptowner, he knew what to do. YHC has noticed a ton of creative, unique, and original beatdowns as of late and wanted to remind the PAX that a beatdown can be something simple.

    So of course, wanting simplicity, when YHC came up to the gate this morning to see it locked, he knew some audibles would need to be called.

    Mosey on over to the rock pile warm-o-rama, picking up Mayhem along the way. Once we get there:

    15 Side Straddle Hops
    05 Imperial Walkers/Squats/Hillbillies (these still need work)
    16 Mountain Man Poopers
    15 Mountain climbers
    15 LBC’s

    The Thang:
    Mosey on over to the practice field and explain
    One PAX always Moseying to the fence and back.

    Blimps

    B – burpees
    L – lunges
    I – imperial walkers
    M – merkins
    P – plank jacks
    S – squats

    The goal was 100 of each exercise for each PAX, and PAX who completed everything could donate reps to other PAX however this was more audacious than YHC thought it would be while laying on his bed the night before.

    Overall though, this workout was about each PAX pushing himself.

    Along the way we picked up a Klinger and a Fozzy.

    With about 5 minutes to spare, we all started to go back to the Shovel Flag. Some Pax being faster than others, they were told to Plank until everyone was there. Once YHC saw that Kenner Brah and Tenderloin were going to be a minute, and as it wasn’t 6:15 yet, I decided to do one of my favorite Mary exercises, Penguins. Once 6:15 hit and we noticed that not all the PAX were back at the Shovel Flag, the idea to move the shovel flag to the PAX was thrown out and quickly executed; talk about Freed to LEAD!

    COT: Prayers were asked for a work colleague of one of the PAX. Ended with a prayer thanking GOD for allowing us to wakeup this morning and that we all have dignity inherint to us.

  • All Hail the 88th – from Rudy

    March 29th, the 88th day of the year. That screams out for a particular exercise. Hint hint – fortunately, Frac knew the answer…

    But first – the air was a bit chillier than anticipated for this first annual National Midriff TShirt Day. Bogey and Frac joined YHC in baring our bellies. Not quite sure how this idea started, I blame over-caffination at CC’s on Monday. Hokie, Mayhem and PVC KNEW what was expected, but bailed on us. The other 6 PAX (including 1 FNG who undoubtedly was wondering what he’d gotten into) were blissfully unaware of that expectation.

    So we started with 9 burpees OYO as a penalty – 1 for each fully-clothed PAX

    Then off to the rocks (“Don’t cheat yourself” was the instruction. Frac and FNG took that to heart).

    In the field, YHC’s timer struck 4 minutes. That meant – its time for 8 8-count body builders. After PAX completed, YHC explained that the timer was set to go off every 4 minutes. Each time, drop what we’re doing and do 8 8-count body builders. We’ll finish with 11 sets, 88 total 8 counts. Good times!

    Thang 1: 8 x 8 x 8 to work these flabby, exposed midriffs back into shape. Start on one side of the field with 8 Twists, then in the middle with 8 4-count slow flutters, then the other side of the field with 8 BBSU. Then return to the start of the field. All exercises and movements con roca. The goal is to get 8 sets.

    Oh, and YHC would announce the 4 minute timers.

    The Architect set the pace, finishing his 8th set right around 6am (just after set #7). In the interest of time, YHC called it off.

    Thang 2: Keep that rock up. 8 Overhead, 8 curl, 8 row. Repeat at 7, then 6, … then 2, then 8. 2 more sets of 8 counts in the loop.

    Time to return home – via a rifle carry to the rock pile. Hand Grenada took off at a sprint. Impressive!

    One more set at the rock pile. Horses back home, and finish with the 11th set right as time expired.

    Back at the flag, finish with name-o-rama, naming our FNG – “First Shot”. Maybe that was because it was the first nickname shouted out, or maybe it was because he’s proud parent of a sweet little girl, born approximately 9 months after his wedding day…. (BTW – He’s Mutt’s son)

    Closing with a prayer to help us all live our life intentionally, as we called out intentions for those who are sick.

  • Buncha Varietals – from Vagabond

    Warmup with easy mosey

    Fountain
    -dips
    -burpees
    -step ups

    Wall
    -donkey step ups
    -side squats
    -plank ups

    Fountain
    -derkins
    -incline wife pleasers
    -bear crawl around fountain

    Wall
    -decline shoulder taps
    -Bobby Hurley
    -wall sit 60 secs

    Side stairs
    -push up 21 steps
    -lunges 21
    -calf raises

    Side stairs
    -side bear crawl up
    -J Lo
    -side bear crawl down

    Descent
    -incline big bois
    -decline shoulder taps 4 counter
    -incline on back alternating toe touches 2is1

    Field
    -alternating toe taps
    -caterpillars
    -American hammers

    Sunday Mornings

  • 42 & The Mental Health WOD – from Mayhem

    After starting the F2L read and listening to a few F3 podcasts this month, YHC decided to grab the Q for a unique Rock City.

    Metry Rd train derailed plans of arriving early, as well as all PAX showing up on time. Forgiveness granted. Eventually we were 16 strong.

    Normal disclaimer. Reminded all that contrary to Pool Boy’s beliefs, YHC is not a professional trainer.

    Mosey to the field.

    SSH x27 – 27th of March coincides with YHC’s 42nd birthday

    Rest of workout focuses on Mental Health Month of March.

    Imperial Walkers x22 – 22 veterans commit suicide everyday
    Hill Billies x21 – 21% of US adults experienced mental illness last year
    Grass Grabbers x10 – suicide is the 10th leading cause of death in America
    Arm Circles + Reverse + Seal Claps + Overhead Claps x10ea – only 40% of people with mental disorders actually seek and receive treatment

    Mosey to the parking lot. While Bogey led the infamous twist squat, YHC finished setup. Shared the story of a friend of a PAX committing suicide a few years prior on March 27th. Ever since, the east coast AO established a WOD (workout of the day) to be done on the anniversary in remembrance. This is a modified version.

    5 Stations inspired by the 5 Core Principles of F3. As PAX advance through the rounds, all previous workouts are completed at each station. After each station, return to COT for burpees.

    Station #1: Free of Charge
    Rd 1 – Hand Release Merkin x10
    Rd 2 – ADD Clap Merkin x10 (later changed to hand release)
    Rd 3 – ADD Fingertip Merkin x10
    Rd 4 – ADD Floyd Mayweather x10

    Station #2: Open to All Men
    Rd 1 – Shoulder Tap x15 (2 is 1)
    Rd 2 – ADD Mountain Climbers x15 (2 is 1)
    Rd 3 – ADD Peter Parkers x15 (2 is 1)
    Rd 4 – ADD Parker Peters x15 (2 is 1)

    Station #3: Held Outdoors
    Rd 1 – Monkey Humpers x20
    Rd 2 – ADD Bonnie Blairs x20 (1 is 1)
    Rd 3 – ADD Side Lunges x20 (1 is 1)
    Rd 4 – ADD Jump Squats x20

    Station #4: Peer Led
    Rd 1 – LBCs x25
    Rd 2 – ADD Freddie Mercury (bicycle) x25
    Rd 3 – ADD Penguins x25 (2 is 1)
    Rd 4 – ADD Flutter Kicks x25 (2 is 1)

    Station #5: Circle of Trust
    Rd 1 – 2 burpees (total of 8)
    Rd 2 – 4 burpees (total of 16)
    Rd 3 – 8 burpees (total of 32)
    Rd 4 – 2 burpees (total of 8)

    Shared a few more unfortunate stats along the way in between rounds:
    – About 1 in 2 men will have a diagnosable mental disorder at some point in their lifetimes.
    – Men are about 2x less likely than women to seek help if problems occur.
    – Almost 50% of men feel that they are struggling more than they admit to people in their life.
    – Depression looks significantly different in men than in women… women tend to present as sad and withdrawn, while men tend to present as irritable and angry.

    Coming up on 6:14am we had to HALT midway through Round 4.

    Mosey back to relocated COT.

    Welcomed an FNG EH’d by Pool Boy. Father of 6 including 5 girls… WEDDING PLANNER it is.

    Hokie prayed us out beautifully.

    Remember the WHY behind the WOD. Men are not good at reaching out. Touch base with someone that you haven’t spoken to in a while just to check in.

    Thanks for letting me lead on my birthday! SYITG!

  • El Diablo Head to Toe – from Bolt

    Aiming for full body engagement where sunrise/sunset resistance bands is the timer (x15) with Pax at different stations con roca: reverse lunges, squats, tricep press, OH press, curls, rows, chest press AMRAP (target:40), rotating to the left. Once all the pax had the pleasure of each station, on to Mary: wife pleasers, dying cockroaches, etc. and YHC couldn’t resist the draw of the high jump: everyone cleared the starting height and two of us cleared the second one, tie for the COT